oarfjsh:

empress-runner:

raginrayguns:

catasters:

i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it’s important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life

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milfposting69:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

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mulderscully:

mulderscully:

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

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pika-memes:

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beepbopitsgt:

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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catchymemes:

gjjuddmk2:

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catchymemes:

meteor-anarchy:

mens-rights-activia:

alchemillasapphic-deactivated20:

mens-rights-activia:

darkpaladin:

mens-rights-activia:

fandomsofrandom:

mens-rights-activia:

junepop45:

mens-rights-activia:

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

White out

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

Views from an alternate dimension

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

Twink????

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

this post just shot me in the face like ten times

(via surprisebitch)

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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surprisebitch:

rubykgrant:

astraltrickster:

royal-random-the-yogurt-queen:

vang0bus:

thehottestmess:

rat-on-fire:

spacepaprika:

jessbeinme15:

yumiiiiiii:

jessbeinme15:

yumiiiiiii:

icecreamsavant:

world-heritage-posts:

prettyboy-bigfoot:

rankeluck:

prettyboy-bigfoot:

khazel-t:

turing-tested:

dog-on-it-tm:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

hey op, what does this say?

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

It’s orange

it’s literally 71

Bestie it’s 74

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

where are you getting that from?

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

Originally posted by that-unfortunate-crow

orange you glad about that

catchymemes:

pinene:

google you gotta relax

(via phoneticmeow)

thyrell:

captain-price-officially:

Have y’all tried marrying people you like?

imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you

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theartofangirling:

one thing they don’t tell you about adulthood is that you will be so excited about getting new containers

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